Saturday, April 23, 2016

USC Offensive Linemen Experience The Ultimate #FatGuyProblem [VIDEO]

Most people will never have to worry about something like this happening. That is unless all of their friends happen to weigh in excess of 300 pounds and try to get in the same elevator all at once--like USC offensive tackle Zach Branner and seven of his fellow offensive lineman did. When that much human mass gathers in one place at one time, something is bound to happen--and did.

The elevator couldn't handle the weight and got stuck.

via Twitter
"We were on the fifth floor and it got stuck in between the fourth and fifth floors," Jordan Austin, one of the linemen, said. "We didn't make it very far."

Thanks to 360-pound junior tackle Zach Branner the whole wonderful ordeal was documented and shared on Twitter:




According to reports, it was Branner and seven other offensive linemen that got in the elevator--which was rated for no more than 2500 pounds--Friday night. They had met their position coach for dinner. They estimate they surpassed that mark by about 700 pounds.

Really? That would mean the eight guys would have to weigh an average of 400 pounds. According to the roster on the USC football website, their eight heaviest offensive linemen weigh 2565 pounds.

So either USC feeds its offensive linemen way too well or they need to send them all to a remedial math class.

(It's okay guys, after a guy meal math is the last thing I want to do too.)

[@zachbanner73, ESPN]



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