Texas Rangers 2B Rougned Odor Is Now The Envy Of Fat Guys Everywhere

I am not the type that gets envious of anyone, but I have to admit--I am a little jealous of Texas Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor.Not because he is a professional baseball player. Not because he gets paid a lot more than I do. Not because he has a much better right than I do.

But because the man has been offered barbecue for life.

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Atlanta Falcons Now Have The Most Fat Guy Friendly Stadium In The NFL [TWEET]

Typically, when teams spend a couple of billion dollars on a new stadium, they do whatever they can to start making the money back. That means a rise in ticket prices and an increase in concession prices. However, it appears that the Falcons are taking a different angle in regards to concessions at their new stadium.

They are affordable:

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USC Offensive Linemen Experience The Ultimate #FatGuyProblem [VIDEO]

Most people will never have to worry about something like this happening. That is unless all of their friends happen to weigh in excess of 300 pounds and try to get in the same elevator all at once--like USC offensive tackle Zach Branner and seven of his fellow offensive lineman did. When that much human mass gathers in one place at one time, something is bound to happen--and did.

The elevator couldn't handle the weight and got stuck.

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LSU Offensive Lineman Alex Cheramie Proves Fat Guys Can Dance [VIDEO]

Back in high school, when you attended a dance at school there were certain things you could count on seeing. Someone would be making out on the dance floor, someone was bound to show up drunk and make a fool of himself, and there would always be a line of guys standing just off the dance floor watching everyone else.

Among that group, chances were good that a number of the guys that were a little on the hefty side. Why? Well--next to slow dances, fat guys don't dance. When we try to do the running man we get tired, during the cabbage patch we get hungry, and when we break dance--well, we tend to break things.

However, there are some fat guys that can bust a move without busting anything. During LSU's Student Day the team had a dance off. As it turns out, 280-pound Alex Cheramie has some good moves:

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— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) April 14, 2016

Boston Red Sox 3B Pablo Sandoval Is Having #FatGuyProblems

There are certain issues that fat guys have those skinny folks will not have. For example,  that annoying kid in class will not leave you alone because the gravitational pull your belly creates keeps him in orbit. CeCe's Pizza (you know--that place with the $5 buffet) sees you coming and locks the door. Golden Corral has banned you from ever coming back. Being forced to shop at the Big &Tall store (ugliest clothes ever created). Having to flip your mattress because your big ass has created a dip that forces your wife to roll onto you every night (and not in that "good" way).

These are are all great examples of #fatguyproblems. During a baseball game Saturday afternoon, rotund Boston Red Sox third baseman Pablo Sandoval had another one--a wardrobe malfunction involving his poor, tortured belt.

Day 38: Progress Slows And Anxiety Sets In

When it comes to getting a workout routine going there are always several roadblocks that tend to pop up to make it even harder than it already is. Money is always an issue because for some reason health food--you know, that crap that has little to no taste but is good for you--tends to be expensive. Time has always been an issue, but up till recently that has been sort of dealt with.

When I was younger it was easier to find the time and deal with the roadblocks as they came up, but now--not so much. My inability to deal with one this week is starting to stress me the f*ck out.

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Why Everyone Should Light It Up Blue Everyday For Autism Awareness

A long time ago someone suggested to me that I start a blog about the kids; that I do something geared towards being a dad of two autistic munchkins. They tell me I should use my writing skills (me? skillz?) to help make people aware of the struggle that comes with raising two autistic children. I've thought about it, but I've decided not to do it.

It's not that I don't want to help raise awareness for autism. It is something that too many people are absolutely ignorant about, but I've just never been one for social activism.